a-c
acne scar traffic revision n:
a detour around a potholed street.
Daisy was already late, so when she saw the ~ she nearly lost it.
adjacent adj:
a bloated description of an undesirable thing or place.
Bob lives in Santa Monica ~. In other words, he lives in Inglewood.
afluenza n:
a malady associated with being rich.
After buying a new Mercedes, Jim was dismayed to find that it didn't fill the void in his life. He was suffering from ~.
[G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades]
Afrodisiac n:
the ability of black men to stimulate sexual desire in women.
Cindy was really turned on by Jamaal. He was her ~.
[G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades]
anal liposuction n:
the process of trying to get one's fat ass out of a chair
After a few hours of reading the morning paper, Lloyd began the arduous procedure of ~.
antidope n:
a remedy to counteract the effects of idiots
Donna always donned her iPod on the bus and at cafes; it made for a good ~.
assaholic n:
a compulsive asshole
Sam finally admitted he was an ~.
assholistic adj.:
the holistic healing of a real ass
Jimmy tried everything, but only ~ treatment helped.
asstrologist n:
a practitioner who predicts a person's future by feeling, smelling, and looking at their ass.
Cheryl wasn't sure about her new relationship so she went to see an ~.
[G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades]
atrophy wife n:
a former trophy wife who has seen better days
Nick looked down at his ~ lying beside the pool, realizing that all those nips and tucks still couldn't keep back the hands of time.
Augouraphobia n:
1. fear of leaving Agoura Hills 2. phobia named after Agoura Hills [fr. agoraphobia]
The mere thought of the wide expanse of the 101 Freeway gave Samantha the willies. She had full-fledged ~.
bad omen n:
improper group chanting of the Sanskrit word "om."
There was some ~ going on at the yoga studio last night. [G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades, Ca.]
beach cobbler n:
a shoemaker whose shop is along the boardwalk
Jim had a small store in Venice, a good fit for a ~.
bellicose veins n:
blood vessels which burst due to warmongering
All the department heads could see that Wolfowitz had ~.
Bev nap n:
1. a small napkin upon which to rest a beverage in Beverly Hills 2. taking a nap in Beverly Hills
Daisy had been running around all day; she just had to take a quick ~.
bikini waxing eloquent n:
highly literate surfer girls
If you got up at dawn and headed out to Venice Beach, you could always expect to find Bitsy and Belinda ~ near the breakwater.
blang n:
middle-class jewelry
Savannah's fashion sensibilities didn't really have bling; then again, they weren't totally blung — in fact, they were just sort of blang.
blung n:
the lowest version of bling
Shareka was so damn poor she could only afford to wear ~ . (G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades, Ca.)
bon voyeur n:
a talented Peeping Tom
All winter long, Beverly Hills was inundated with several ~s who were never, in fact, caught.
botux n:
a wrinkle-free formal evening suit for men ? side effects may include numbness and loss of expression
Though Lloyd received many compliments on his ~, he felt oddly detached for most of the evening.
bozo filter n:
the head receptionist or gatekeeper
At MegaFilm Corp., no one ever got past secretary Betty O'Brian ? the quintessential ~.
Brentwood n:
a type of golf club
I'd sure use the ~ on this one, Jim.
buysexual n:
a person who gets turned on by shopping.
Frank got stiff whenever he went shopping. He was a ~. [G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades]
byte n:
a Southland food portion.
Lloyd beheld the miniscule morsel of food on his plate as the waiter reassured him it consisted of at least five ~s.
Calabassas n:
n: a type of sausage
Hey, toss those ~ on the grill!
carpool tunnel syndrome n:
a disease which afflicts those in the carpool lane
The combination of being in a crowded car and going through tunnels creates a rare medical condition known as ~.
cashtration anxiety n:
the fear that one will lose their strength, power, or force if their money is taken away.
When Marco heard about the layoffs at work, he became very nervous; he was suffering from ~. (G. Schwartz, Pac. Palisades, Ca.)
casting couch potato n:
a director or producer who's not only slimy, but lazy [see SNAIL MALE]
Daisy knew the audition was a lark when the ~ leered at her, scratched himself and told her to try the scene again ? on his lap.
celebritologist n:
1. celebrity Scientologists 2. people who study celebrities
Tom Cruise is the quintessential ~.
celluloid treatment n:
how one's film is received
Rookie screenwriter Joey McGuinness really got the ~ when his movie not only flopped, but he didn't even recognize it as the story he originally penned.
chihuaweiler n:
a small dog with delusions of grandeur
Biffy's ~ sure looked tiny, but he walked the block like he owned it. ?Carole Easton, Venice, Ca.
Choloscaritis n:
inflammation caused by bile-ful rants by Oscar winners
cig alert n:
an alert which notifies smokers they are no longer welcome
The Solano Beach City Council issued the first ~ that prohibits smoking on a California beach.
