L.A.'s Most Wanted: Tarot Card Deck of Hollywood Elite
In light of Operation Angelic Freedom, the Inland/Orange Empire issues a deck of tarot cards they hope will lead to the arrest of the most wanted Angelenos, thought to be hiding out in Hollywood.
by George Wolfe
LESS IS MOORE: The Inland/Orange Empire hopes to round up the usual suspects — such as "rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker" Michael Moore.
| NAME |
OCCUPATION/TITLE |
CARD |
| Janeane Garofalo |
professional prankster/actress |
The Fool |
| Tim Robbins |
actor/major player |
The Lovers |
| Susan Sarandon |
arch-feminist actress |
The Lovers |
| Michael Moore |
rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker |
The Hermit |
| Madonna |
francophile/demagogue /pop singer |
The Star |
| Martin Sheen |
Presidential impersonator/actor |
The Hanged Man |
| Murphy Brown |
anti-family actress |
The Devil |
| Gore Vidal |
subversive writer |
The Magician |
| Barbara Streisand |
fanatical, Bolshevik actress |
The High Priestess |
| Oliver Stone |
Castro-sympathizing, pro-Marxist filmmaker |
The Emperor |
| Cher |
pinko actress/player |
The Heirophant |
| Sean Penn |
back-stabbing rebel/actor |
The Chariot |
| Spike Lee |
pro-Islamic, maverick filmmaker |
Strength |
| Edward Norton |
revolutionary, extremist actor |
Wheel of Fortune |
| Richard Gere |
socialist actor |
Justice |
| Sheryl Crow |
lovenik agitator/singer |
Temperance |
| Randy Newman |
anti-American songwriter |
Death |
| Steven Spielberg |
director/major player |
The Tower |
| George Clooney |
seditious actor |
The Sun |
| Danny Glover |
traitor/zealot/actor |
The Moon |
| Natalie Maines |
treasonous chicknik singer |
Judgement |
| Bart Simpson |
anti-authoritarian/ midget actor |
The World |
Entertainment
