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SoCal Cannabis Club: High Time for High Cuisine
Venice cannabis club opens innovative munchie bar to help ease the suffering of medical marijuana patients.

VENICE, Calif. - There are all kinds of Cannabis Clubs in L.A. now, but most of them just sell weed, paraphernalia, and other stuff. The Green Times Health Cooperative sells killer bud and, check this out, they’ve got this awesome Munchie Bar. 


I often get the munchies real bad after I take my medicine (usually five bowls of Maui Wowie) and so it is totally convenient to have a place to eat like right there. Before Green Times I would just go wherever to eat after I got baked and people could totally tell how wasted I was and say stuff about me – one dude at Subway totally harassed me about ordering a peanut butter and tuna sandwich.


"Having a medical condition that requires you to smoke marijuana isn't easy, but places like Green Times make life a whole a lot better..."
- Marley Tosh


Everyone is totally cool at Green Times and there are all kinds of righteous things to eat at the Munchie Bar. If you like sweet stuff they’ve got like ice cream and frozen bananas and Abba Zabba. They also have five kinds of peanut butter and salami and cheese…and like ten kinds of bread, including this amazing marijuana seed bread.

They have this guy there too, I think his name is Raoul, who will make you these amazing smoothies. He made me this shake with dates, yogurt, peanut butter, chocolate, strawberries, goat’s milk, tofu powder, coconut, pineapple, and apple juice, sardines and carob that was wayyyyyy killer.

The cook, I think his name is Raoul too, is totally open to suggestions so you can just tell him what you want and he’ll whip it up for you. Did I mention the sensimilla salad? If I didn’t then let’s just say it’s the bomb. And the best part is that it only costs $15 if you buy your medicine there. Having a medical condition that requires you to smoke marijuana isn’t easy, but places like Green Times make life a whole lot better…a whole lot better.

You can eat and smoke your greens at Green Times

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